I just want to make people laugh.


Also, I own nothing unless I say I do.


Read the Printed Word!

twinkpop:

when that person u hate gets caught for doing something stupid image

illumahottie:

compromisedanalintegrity:

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

LOOK. this shit is IT.

g o o o o o o d b y e

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ted:

Adrianne Haslet-Davis dances again for the first time since the Boston terrorist attack last year. 

When the bombs went off at the Boston Marathon finish line, Adrianne Haslet-Davis lost the lower half of her left leg in the explosion. She’s a ballroom dance teacher, and she assumed she would never dance again. With most prosthetics, she wouldn’t.

But Hugh Herr, of the MIT Media Lab, wanted to find a way to help her. He created a bionic limb specifically for dancers, studying the way they move and adapting the limb to fit their motion. (He explains how he did it here.)

At TED2014, Adrianne danced for the first time since the attack, wearing the bionic limb that Hugh created for her.  

Hugh says, “It was 3.5 seconds between the bomb blasts in the Boston terrorist attack. In 3.5 seconds, the criminals and coward took Adrianne off the dance floor. In 200 days, we put her back. We will not be intimidated, brought down, diminished, conquered or stopped by acts of violence.”

Amen to that, Hugh. 

Watch the full talk and performance here »

tonystarks:

tonystarks:

tonystarks:

life changing, i tell you

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life changing

apparently his wife scoots too

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and his daughter

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where has this knowledge existed all my life

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hugh jackman is a very serious action star with a very seriously life who very seriously plays wolverine a very serious xman

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he’s a very serious man

stupidswampwitch:

This GIF will never stop being the most wonderful thing to me.

stupidswampwitch:

This GIF will never stop being the most wonderful thing to me.

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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skyl:

matt1308:

Realistic Urban Paintings by Nathan Walsh

a familiar view

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Stop giving people power to control your smile, your worth, and your attitude.

—Mandy Hale  (via seulray)

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You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.

—Red Haircrow (via observando)

knightscrest:

a farmer’s favorite article of clothing is a crop top

To be careful with people and with words was a rare and beautiful thing.

—Benjamin Alire Saenz (via merci-la-vie)

ahappyhuman:

somnorum:

Google Doodle celebrating Earth Day (22 April 2014).

that last one though

One must accept the fact that others don’t see what you do.

—Louise Bourgeois, Artist (via honeymooninthefridge)