I just want to make people laugh.


Also, I own nothing unless I say I do.


Read the Printed Word!

fidefortitude:

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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toothpast:


theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

Anonymous asked:

you are a disgrace to all republicans, you are nothing but a liberal

redbloodedamerica:

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thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(Source: quellary)

clarvra:

sorry i cant hang out today i just started a new show and it has seven seasons 

(Source: hamha)

(Source: )

pokemoncap:

fxckbeans:

pokemoncap:

demontadark:

not-pizza:

pokemoncap:

RIP lil Tommy

HE DIDN’T DIE

RIP little Tommy

RIP lil Tommy

HE DIDNT DIE HE WAS RAISED BY KANGASKHAN

R I P    L I L    T O M M Y

dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

groov-yy:

buckybarens:

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.



i am australian and i can confirm that the picture above is 120% true

the Australian one is painfully accurate

groov-yy:

buckybarens:

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

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I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

i am australian and i can confirm that the picture above is 120% true

the Australian one is painfully accurate